What's the funniest yogurt brand and other eternal questions, answered. Plus: recommendations!
This week I went into NYC to 1) have tacos and margaritas with my friend Deanna and also 2) see my therapist in person. On the subway a woman sitting across the car glared at me, even as I neutrally returned her gaze. So furious! About my face! I looked down at my phone for a minute and when I glanced back up, she had the exact same expression directed at me but now she was spooning Activia strawberry yogurt into her mouth. Even angry people have to stay regular! Anyway I had to fake a coughing fit to suppress my laughter. I don’t know why I was trying to spare her the knowledge that her Activia cracked my shit up. Would I have laughed as hard if it had been Yoplait? Of course not. Activia is the funniest yogurt.
(You can never accuse me of burying the lede!)
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